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Delhi pollution absurdities, told with sarcasm

Every winter, New Delhi tries something new to deal with its air. The air has not yet responded.

These are real Delhi stories. Each one is a sarcastic letter, followed by the facts, including where they are disputed, and links to the reports.

The stories so far