Delhi pollution absurdities, told with sarcasm
Every winter, New Delhi tries something new to deal with its air. The air has not yet responded.
These are real Delhi stories. Each one is a sarcastic letter, followed by the facts, including where they are disputed, and links to the reports.
The stories so far
- HM-RE006
Delhi tried to make rain on a day with hardly any moisture in the clouds
"One measure of success is if it rains, which certainly did not happen." We admire the clarity.
New Delhi, India, Environment, 6 November 2026
Reported - HM-RE007
New Delhi's air monitor got a good wash. Why depends on whom you ask.
We don't know anyone's intentions. We would just like to stand wherever the water is.
New Delhi, India, Environment, 6 November 2026
Reported