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Notice board. Now serving token no. 47. You are token no. 8,91,204. Server down. Come after lunch. Lunch is from 1 to 2, and from 2 to 3. Bring two photocopies of the original photocopy. Sir is on a round. Your signal is important to us. Please hold until 2047. Please do not ask when. When has been forwarded. This office is fictional. The problems are not.
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