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Notice board. Now serving token no. 47. You are token no. 8,91,204. Server down. Come after lunch. Lunch is from 1 to 2, and from 2 to 3. Bring two photocopies of the original photocopy. Sir is on a round. Your signal is important to us. Please hold until 2047. Please do not ask when. When has been forwarded. This office is fictional. The problems are not.
HelloMamdani

Privacy

Right now, this site collects nothing from you. There are no accounts, no forms that send us anything, and no database.

What we keep

Nothing you do on this site is stored by us. We don't use cookies, advertising, analytics tools or third-party trackers.

The Mamdani signal box

The box on the homepage runs entirely in your browser. What you type, and the image it makes, never reach us. We never post for you. You post it yourself, from your own account, and X's or Instagram's own policies apply once you do.

Our hosting provider

The site is hosted on Google Firebase Hosting. Like any web host, it may briefly process technical data such as IP addresses in its own logs, to deliver pages and keep the service secure. We don't use those logs to identify anyone.

Emailing us

If you email hello@hellomamdani.com, for example to report a signal, we receive your email address and whatever you write. We use it only to reply and to deal with your request, and we delete it when it is no longer needed.

Questions

Write to hello@hellomamdani.com. If this changes, for example if we start accepting signals through the site, we will update this page first.