Now serving token no. 47. You are token no. 8,91,204.Server down. Come after lunch.Lunch is from 1 to 2, and from 2 to 3.Bring two photocopies of the original photocopy.Sir is on a round.Your signal is important to us. Please hold until 2047.Please do not ask when. When has been forwarded.This office is fictional. The problems are not.Now serving token no. 47. You are token no. 8,91,204.Server down. Come after lunch.Lunch is from 1 to 2, and from 2 to 3.Bring two photocopies of the original photocopy.Sir is on a round.Your signal is important to us. Please hold until 2047.Please do not ask when. When has been forwarded.This office is fictional. The problems are not.

Pune road and civic problems, told with sarcasm

Pune is a city of great institutions, good weather and roads that keep surprising everyone, including the people who built them.

These are real Pune civic stories. Each one is a sarcastic letter, followed by the facts and links to the published reports.

The stories so far

Light the signal