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The Daily WTF

Bihar issued a residence certificate to Dog Babu, child of Kutta Babu

Masaurhi, India

Governance, 6 November 2026

Reported

Dear Mamdani, many Indians have spent weeks proving they live where they live. They have brought the rent agreement, the electricity bill, and the neighbour who remembers them.

In Masaurhi, a residence certificate was issued in the name of Dog Babu. Father: Kutta Babu. Mother: Kutiya Babu. It carried a digital signature.

Officials have called it tampering, and they ordered an investigation.

We hope it is thorough. We would also like to know Dog Babu's turnaround time, and whom he spoke to.

The facts

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  • On 28 July 2025, it was reported that a residence certificate in the name of "Dog Babu" had been issued through a Bihar public services portal in Masaurhi, Patna district.
  • It listed the father as Kutta Babu and the mother as Kutiya Babu, and it was digitally signed in a revenue officer's name.
  • The Circle Officer called it serious tampering and ordered an investigation. Officials also found the certificate number was tied to another person's uploaded documents.

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