Skip to content
Notice board. Now serving token no. 47. You are token no. 8,91,204. Server down. Come after lunch. Lunch is from 1 to 2, and from 2 to 3. Bring two photocopies of the original photocopy. Sir is on a round. Your signal is important to us. Please hold until 2047. Please do not ask when. When has been forwarded. This office is fictional. The problems are not.

Signal No. HM-RE013

The Daily WTF

The Hinjewadi metro was ready. It just needed someone to say so.

Hinjewadi, India

Infrastructure, 6 November 2026

Reported

Dear Mamdani, your city has a subway, so you'll appreciate this.

In July, safety authorities cleared the first stretch of the Hinjewadi metro. In August, the authority said the corridor was fully prepared. "We are waiting for the date," a project source said. "The metro is ready to operate."

The commuters waited too, in traffic, underneath the metro.

On 3 November, it was inaugurated by video link. Passengers boarded the next day, and we are genuinely glad. We only note that Hinjewadi is full of people who could have set up that call.

The facts

No jokes in this box. The ones above are ours. These details come from the published reports linked below.

  • On 23 July 2026, the rail safety commissioner gave provisional authorisation for a stretch of about 13 km, covering 12 stations.
  • On 3 August, the Pune Metropolitan Region Development Authority said the corridor was "fully prepared for passenger services" and was pressing the state government to finalise an inauguration.
  • On 18 August, the Free Press Journal reported an official as saying the Prime Minister's schedule was not free before 2 October, and that developers were willing to wait for a high-profile launch.
  • Clearances for more stations came after July. By late October, 17 stations had been cleared.
  • The Prime Minister inaugurated the line by video link on 3 November 2026. Passenger services were scheduled to begin on 4 November.

Sources

Want it without the jokes? Read The Hinjewadi metro, explained.

Send this to someone who has the same problem

An independent satirical publication. Not affiliated with Zohran Mamdani. This is satire based on real events. Facts can change after publication. To correct something, use the report link below.

Report this signal by email if something in it is wrong or unfair.

You have one of these too.

Light the signal